bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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