porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
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She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
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i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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