I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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