i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
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Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
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He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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