we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
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