will power is for people who don't want to get laid
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
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Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
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I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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