Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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