its not stalking. its research.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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