Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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