I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
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I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
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I need to sanitize my soul.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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