Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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