My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
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The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
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He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
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