If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
where does the pee come out of this thing
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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