she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
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Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
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I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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