This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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