i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
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I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
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Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes