Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
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I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
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She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..