so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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