I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
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I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
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Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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