I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
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My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
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They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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