just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
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She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
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Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
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