she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
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