Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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