Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
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