Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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