it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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