You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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