someone get that fucking seahorse.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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