Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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