We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
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I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
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I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
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