That's intense
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
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I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
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Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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