she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
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I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
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Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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