he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
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I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
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I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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