You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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