I'm so fucking centered right now
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
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There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
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Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
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