It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
this will be a night to untag.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
