you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
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I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
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sick fucks of a feather flock together
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.