No, you can still breathe under the balls.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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