whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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