Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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