But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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