When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
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no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
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Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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