So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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