Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I smell like Dick and happiness
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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