you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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