you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
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Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
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I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
God, I missed his penis.
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