dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
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We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
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like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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