I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
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He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
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Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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