peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I deserve this hangover.
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