windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I'm too high and old for this...
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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