Don't you send me to vm
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
