you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
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She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
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2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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