it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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